The Trinity teachers claim that Jesus is God. This immediately makes John God's second cousin, and makes John 6 months older than God - and man was here on earth thousands of years BEFORE God was born. This is ridiculous, but it gets even better.
Don't trinity teachers teach that Jesus is a man with all these manly relations?
No. They teach that Jesus IS God Almighty.
So the athanasian creed doesn't affirm the humanity of the Christ?
No. It teaches that he was both fully man and fully God, you know like a married-bachelor, dehydrated rain or gelatinous diamonds ...
Since the creed states: One altogether, not by confusion of substance, but by unity of person. , your counter example of a married-bachelor doesn't work.
How so? Please elaborate.
When it's stated that John is both married and not-married at the same time and same sense, it violates the law of non-contradiction. Since the 2nd person of the trinity took on flesh, the substances not confused, it is not the claim that the 2nd person is both spirit and flesh, God and Man, at the same time and in the same sense.
So you're claim is that Jesus was fully man, not Almighty God or a God-man? (whatever that means ...)
No. As man, he is fully man; as God, he is fully God. As the creed states, he is one altogether by unity of person, not by confusion of substance.
How do you know your particular flavor of the Trinity Doctrine is the right one and all others, i.e.,
1. Modalism
2. Latin Trinitarianism
2.1 Divine Life Stream Theories
2.2 Relative Identity Theories
3. Social Trinitarianism
3.1 Functional Monotheist Social Trinitarianism
3.2 Trinity Monotheist Social Trinitarianism
3.3 Perichoretic Monotheist Social Trinitarianism
3.4 Group Mind Monotheist Social Trinitarianism
4. Mysterianism
4.1 Negative Mysterianism
4.2 Positive Mysterianism,
are wrong?